Don't fall for these..........

Ladies, don't fall for these!
or trip over them either :P

1) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to check you out

2) Is there a mirror in your pants?
cuz I can see myself in them.

3) If you were a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in ..........

4) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

5) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make your bed rock.

6) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went into this motel room...

7) If you're gonna regret this in the morn in,
we can sleep till lunchtime.