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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female..... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
Chimp.... A highly developed primate with a too much web access.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female .... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male .... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female ... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male ... Leaving a note before taking off to a strip-bar.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male ......Trying not to hit on other women while out with one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male ..... Anything that can be done without clothing while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-Iens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male .... A source of entertainment, self-expression and male
bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female .....The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male .... Call it whatever you want, just as long as get on with it (there's a game coming on soon).
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-frohl) n.
Female .... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male ... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 to 8 seconds.
