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The 2008 Candidate Watches
It's time to act before these timeless pieces of shnit are history,
(Only 24 Billion Made!).
Each Watch is made from finely crafted stuff and assembled
in an Asian Province you've never heard of under the watchful care of
Franks Mint.
Hear The McCain watch play "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" twice a day.
The Obama watch doubles as a Facebook Monitor for those special times when you need instant access.
Priced separately these fine watches could cost over $3000 but if you act now, they can be yours for the extra low special club price of only 8 payments of $19.95.
THAT'S FOR BOTH!
Just 8 Payments of $19.95 for BOTH WATCHES.
One for each wrist!
Wear the McCain watch proudly on your Right arm and the Obama on the Left.
AND.... if you hold each against your ears you can hear the sound of the United States Senate in Utter Gridlock... and all this at no additional cost although separate shipping fees apply.
These timeless masterpieces of pure 200% layered Gold-tone will give you years of service. Pass them on to loved ones. Makes a hellofa Christmas gift too!
They are 86.999% accurate almost always and come in their own politically correct cases made of fine simulated Corinthian leather and Glycerin Vibraphone.
So what are you waiting for?
Supplies are limited!
Go to: george.www.bush/shnitywatches
and grab your piece of history TODAY!
Not available in any state but Alaska, subject to illegal search and seizure, some assembly required, batteries NOT included.
(Only 24 Billion Made!).
Each Watch is made from finely crafted stuff and assembled
in an Asian Province you've never heard of under the watchful care of
Franks Mint.
Hear The McCain watch play "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" twice a day.
The Obama watch doubles as a Facebook Monitor for those special times when you need instant access.
Priced separately these fine watches could cost over $3000 but if you act now, they can be yours for the extra low special club price of only 8 payments of $19.95.
THAT'S FOR BOTH!
Just 8 Payments of $19.95 for BOTH WATCHES.
One for each wrist!
Wear the McCain watch proudly on your Right arm and the Obama on the Left.
AND.... if you hold each against your ears you can hear the sound of the United States Senate in Utter Gridlock... and all this at no additional cost although separate shipping fees apply.
These timeless masterpieces of pure 200% layered Gold-tone will give you years of service. Pass them on to loved ones. Makes a hellofa Christmas gift too!
They are 86.999% accurate almost always and come in their own politically correct cases made of fine simulated Corinthian leather and Glycerin Vibraphone.
So what are you waiting for?
Supplies are limited!
Go to: george.www.bush/shnitywatches
and grab your piece of history TODAY!
Not available in any state but Alaska, subject to illegal search and seizure, some assembly required, batteries NOT included.
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