SHNITHEADZ: election

Sunday, November 2, 2008

A Totally Shnity Offer From Franks Mint

The 2008 Candidate Watches

It's time to act before these timeless pieces of shnit are history,
(Only 24 Billion Made!).
Each Watch is made from finely crafted stuff and assembled
in an Asian Province you've never heard of under the watchful care of
Franks Mint.
Hear The McCain watch play "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" twice a day.
The Obama watch doubles as a Facebook Monitor for those special times when you need instant access.
Priced separately these fine watches could cost over $3000 but if you act now, they can be yours for the extra low special club price of only 8 payments of $19.95.
THAT'S FOR BOTH!
Just 8 Payments of $19.95 for BOTH WATCHES.
One for each wrist!
Wear the McCain watch proudly on your Right arm and the Obama on the Left.
AND.... if you hold each against your ears you can hear the sound of the United States Senate in Utter Gridlock... and all this at no additional cost although separate shipping fees apply.

These timeless masterpieces of pure 200% layered Gold-tone will give you years of service. Pass them on to loved ones. Makes a hellofa Christmas gift too!

They are 86.999% accurate almost always and come in their own politically correct cases made of fine simulated Corinthian leather and Glycerin Vibraphone.

So what are you waiting for?

Supplies are limited!

Go to: george.www.bush/shnitywatches
and grab your piece of history TODAY!

Not available in any state but Alaska, subject to illegal search and seizure, some assembly required, batteries NOT included.

Shnit 4 Today * 11-02-08 * Mad Magazine's best of 2008

Shnitheadz Salutes the MAVERICKS

Shnitheadz salutes Sarah -- Thanks for all the photo-ops

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Shnit 4 Today * 10-29-08 * "Presidents, Past and Present"

Thanks for all the emails! (well most of them anyway)

Thanks to all who have been so supportive in your emails about our little hole in the net, (well, the majority of you anyway). To the lady in Iowa, I didn't know that was actually YOU in the picture. Please tell your lawyers that we treat every picture we use on this site with the same thoughtful selection process; that is to say, if it's remotely funny we run with it! To the gentleman in Georgia who thought we were a bit to one-sided in our treatment of the Presidential Candidate materials we present; have you seen any polls recently or read a newspaper? It isn't wise to piss off the team that's ahead just in case they win. Not to worry though, everyone will be fair game the day after November 4th. To "Bob" in Nebraska; Shnitz Beer isn't actually a real product and although we appreciate your kind remarks, sending you discount coupons for this item isn't going to improve your odds of getting any.
On a serious note, please treat this upcoming election very responsibly. Failure to cast a vote should never be included in your list of choices. You have no bitching rights if you choose to abstain. It's hard to believe we can live in a country that affords us a free election process when generally only 40% of those registered actually participate. That's just disgusting.
Speaking of disgusting, stay tuned for much more SHNIT and again our thanks to all that visit our site and keep the endless stream of emails coming in with your thoughts, suggestions and bodily harm threats. Our ultimate goal is to crash our email server just for the bragging rights. Be well fellow Shnitheadz.

For the entire staff @ Shnitheadz.com
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