SHNITHEADZ: President

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Thanks for all the emails! (well most of them anyway)

Thanks to all who have been so supportive in your emails about our little hole in the net, (well, the majority of you anyway). To the lady in Iowa, I didn't know that was actually YOU in the picture. Please tell your lawyers that we treat every picture we use on this site with the same thoughtful selection process; that is to say, if it's remotely funny we run with it! To the gentleman in Georgia who thought we were a bit to one-sided in our treatment of the Presidential Candidate materials we present; have you seen any polls recently or read a newspaper? It isn't wise to piss off the team that's ahead just in case they win. Not to worry though, everyone will be fair game the day after November 4th. To "Bob" in Nebraska; Shnitz Beer isn't actually a real product and although we appreciate your kind remarks, sending you discount coupons for this item isn't going to improve your odds of getting any.
On a serious note, please treat this upcoming election very responsibly. Failure to cast a vote should never be included in your list of choices. You have no bitching rights if you choose to abstain. It's hard to believe we can live in a country that affords us a free election process when generally only 40% of those registered actually participate. That's just disgusting.
Speaking of disgusting, stay tuned for much more SHNIT and again our thanks to all that visit our site and keep the endless stream of emails coming in with your thoughts, suggestions and bodily harm threats. Our ultimate goal is to crash our email server just for the bragging rights. Be well fellow Shnitheadz.

For the entire staff @ Shnitheadz.com
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Thingys