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Saturday, April 18, 2009

Today's headlines


In The News

1 CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

2 Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

3 PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings

4 McDonalds is selling the quarter-ouncer.

5 People in Beverly Hills forced to fire their nannies and actually learn their children's names.

6 A truck load of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

7 Forbes reports the highest paying job is now jury duty.

8 Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

9 People in Africa are now donating money to Americans.

10 Motel Six wont leave the light on.

11 The Mafia is forced to lay off judges.


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