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Monday, April 20, 2009
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In The News
1 CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
2 Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
3 PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings
4 McDonalds is selling the quarter-ouncer.
5 People in Beverly Hills forced to fire their nannies and actually learn their children's names.
6 A truck load of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
7 Forbes reports the highest paying job is now jury duty.
8 Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
9 People in Africa are now donating money to Americans.
10 Motel Six wont leave the light on.
11 The Mafia is forced to lay off judges.
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1 CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
2 Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
3 PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings
4 McDonalds is selling the quarter-ouncer.
5 People in Beverly Hills forced to fire their nannies and actually learn their children's names.
6 A truck load of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
7 Forbes reports the highest paying job is now jury duty.
8 Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
9 People in Africa are now donating money to Americans.
10 Motel Six wont leave the light on.
11 The Mafia is forced to lay off judges.
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
More Stupid Shnit in the News
No Shnit, Dick Tracy!
Thanks for the heads up, Shnitheadz!
Glad we got that cleared up!
Pay attention, little sisters!
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