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A response from FOX:
"To whomever is responsible for this gross exaggeration and total character assassination of the FOX organization:
We have enclosed the following photos which we hope you will publish if you desire to stay as "fair and balanced" in your reporting practices as we do at this organization. We expect you will choose not to comply with our wishes as it appears you are nothing more than another cog in a massive wheel of disinformation designed to destroy our beloved network. It is websites such as yours that give the credible news agencies like FOX an unfair and biased appearance. We challenge you to rise above the commonplace and set a shinning example for other misguided portals of porn and anti-American slur-mongering. Of course we are willing, in return to respond in kind. As a public news icon we demand the record be set on the straight and narrow. Our news family include some of the finest minds in their respective fields. Please reconsider your shoddy approach in portraying FOX as a blundering right wing toolbox that serves as a whitewash catch-all for the current Administration's Custer Flucks.
Signed,
Something Murdock
The Head Fox Person In Charge
P.S. There could be some cash in it for you for playing "ball".
"To whomever is responsible for this gross exaggeration and total character assassination of the FOX organization:
We have enclosed the following photos which we hope you will publish if you desire to stay as "fair and balanced" in your reporting practices as we do at this organization. We expect you will choose not to comply with our wishes as it appears you are nothing more than another cog in a massive wheel of disinformation designed to destroy our beloved network. It is websites such as yours that give the credible news agencies like FOX an unfair and biased appearance. We challenge you to rise above the commonplace and set a shinning example for other misguided portals of porn and anti-American slur-mongering. Of course we are willing, in return to respond in kind. As a public news icon we demand the record be set on the straight and narrow. Our news family include some of the finest minds in their respective fields. Please reconsider your shoddy approach in portraying FOX as a blundering right wing toolbox that serves as a whitewash catch-all for the current Administration's Custer Flucks.
Signed,
Something Murdock
The Head Fox Person In Charge
P.S. There could be some cash in it for you for playing "ball".
Cc... Greta, Field Marshall Chaney, GW and GW's parents."
And OUR response:
Dear Shnithead of the Week Recipient;
Fact is, we liked your network a SHNITLOAD better when you were still showing MASH and STAR TREK re-runs. Rest assured that as long as you keep 'uckin' up, we'll be there to point out your accomplishments.
Toodles,
THINGYS
For: Shnitheadz Everywhere!
And OUR response:
Dear Shnithead of the Week Recipient;
Fact is, we liked your network a SHNITLOAD better when you were still showing MASH and STAR TREK re-runs. Rest assured that as long as you keep 'uckin' up, we'll be there to point out your accomplishments.
Toodles,
THINGYS
For: Shnitheadz Everywhere!
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