Shnit In the NEWS.......

"Dear Thingys --

I have kind-of important news that I want to make sort-of official.

I've picked up Joe Biden as my running mate (the others were such Shnitz, especially Slick Willie - dontchathink?).

Joe and I will appear for the first time as running mates in Illinois this afternoon -- the same place that my campaign began more than 19 months ago. Please don't come or send any more "sympathy" flowers. that's not funny anymore.

I'm excited about hitting the election trail with Joe, but the two of us can't do this alone. We need you to stay as far away from us and this campaign as possible to ensure that we keep building this movement for change. You and your fellow Shnitheadz are just not what we need to create a positive influence on the voting public. What I'm trying to say is that I would just prefer you went fishing between now and election day. I have several locations in mind. Perhaps Georgia (not the state).

Please let Joe know that you're not going to start making lewd cartoons about him now that he's part of our team. If you simply MUST send a personal welcome note, I'll personally make sure he gets it. Please send it to this address:
http://my.barackobama.com/recyclebin_delete.html

Thanks and quit sending me links to the new Shnitheadz site.

Barack


P.S. This picture you sent to me yesterday wasn't funny either"