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Thursday, July 31, 2008

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Thanks to Anniepie for this Shnitbit.

"Just got this and I have not investigated its validity since the person who sent it claims they had.
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I dialed '0', to check this out, asked the operator, who confirmed that this was correct.
l also checked out Snopes.com. This is true, and also applies to cell phones!

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I received a telephone call last evening from an individual identifying himself as an AT&T Service Technician (could also be Telus) who was conducting a test on the telephone lines. He stated that to complete the test I should touch nine(9), zero(0), the pound sign (#), and then hang up. Luckily, I was suspicious and refused.
Upon contacting the telephone company I was informed that, by pushing 90#, you give the requesting individual full access to your telephone line, which enables them to place long distance calls billed to your home phone number.
I was further informed that this scam has been originating from many local jails/prisons.
After checking with Verizon, they also said it was true. So do not dial 90# for anyone !!!!!"


Snopes.com claims this is partially correct but applies mostly to commercial telephone accounts.
Read more here.

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Thanks go out to the "FLICKERMAN" for this Shnitbit


Flickerman Wrote;

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Major TIP;

When making a FAKE I.D. make certain that you use only a picture of yourself no matter how much you might LOVE the girl!"

Our First Honorary Shnithead of the Day Award Goes to....



Our Inaugural Shnithead of The Day Award goes to:

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Yes, the former Bosnian Serb wartime president and perhaps one of the world's most sought-after fugitives for his role in the atrocities committed during the 1992-95 Bosnian War. He is now in the United Nations Detention Unit of The Hague for war crime charges where that won't slow his new plans for opening:



WAY TO GO SHNITHEAD!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

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