Shtick with Shnitz

Don't Worry, Be Happy!

In the market for a new home?

Shtinky Shnit

If you think you're shnit don't shtink, try this.

Beer & Whiskey is mighty risky

"I was just passin' time, Captain." --------- Cool Hand Luke

Paul Newman
1925-2008

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

When John McCain Has to Drive He Uses......... * 9-26-08 *

THE WALLSTREET BAILOUT (Simple-ass version) * 9-26-08 *

INSPIRED BY THE 4 PAGE BUSH ADMINISTRATION CRACK ECONOMIC TEAM'S PLAN

Shnit 4 Today * 9-26-08 " These Shnity Economic Times

Ready On Day One * 9-25-08 *

Shint 4 Today * 9-25-08 * Shnitheadz Salutes GHOSTHUNTERS

Holy Shnit * 9-25-08 *

We're back to answer a very important question * 9-25-08 *

I know I feel better!

Video 4 Today * 9-22-08 * "Girl Scout Cookies"

New Food * 9-22-08 *

Because we just can't leave Sarah alone * 9-22-08 *

Shnit 4 Today * 9-22-08 * Parenting (Part Deux)

Shnitty Elton John Lyrics

Everyone knows Elton wrote Candle in the Wind
for Marilyn Monroe
But do you know these other tribute songs?



Charlton Heston
Sung to the tune of
"Blue Jean Baby"

Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson
&
Fannie Mae

Sung to the tune of
"Bennie and the Jets"

Sarah Palin
&
Hillary Clinton

Tommy Chong

Sung to tune of
"Your Song"

Sir Elton John